Friday, October 12, 2007

Yes, and today, October 12th, 2007, I see myself at the Miami Beach Convention Hall on January 3rd, 1979

I will watch the World Heavyweight Title Match -- and when Killer Karl Kox steps into the ring, I will tear out my own eyes and scream at the top of my lungs.

Who will win the tag-team title bout? Only time will tell...

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Today, October 11th, 2007, I see myself as an aspiring astronaut on February 17th, 1532

Though I am only a dirt farmer, I think that it is possible to travel through space. I will run to the top of the hill and jump as high as I can.

His Highness may try to stop me, but his attempts will be futile. I will just keep jumping, even when I'm dead.